UR GOD LUSERS

MY NAME IS DON THOUSAND PEOPLE KNOW ME AS DON OR DONNY AS WELL AND I AM THE BARIAN GOD NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME YOU BUNCH OF LUSERS!

I WORK AS A DJ ON MY SPARE TIME BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY IN THE BARIAN WORLD AS THE BARIANS DON'T OBEY ME AND I LOVE FASHION!

MY ORDERS
PLEASE OBEY THEM ALL OR YOUR GOD WILL BE SAD AND CRY.

I AM THE BEST GOD
AND MISAEL IS THE BEST JESUS DON'T EVEN FIGHT ME ON THIS I KNOW I'M RIGHT.